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by the profesor or rap

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  • Download the entire album for free in 320kbps mp3, or be an audiophile and download it in FLAC or practically any other lossless format. Includes high resolution images of the front and back covers, as well as a folder of photos of the physical album.

    This album was remastered using Goldwave. Each song was resampled at a low frequency. A mixture of mechanization, time warping, echoing, reverberation, pops and clicks, cutting and pasting, and other techniques were used to create the effects. There are additional "vocals" from Spencer Christiano.

    This album is in stereo. It is highly recommended that you listen with headphones and play the entire album straight through in one sitting.

     

  • Each "profesor or rap botleg album" is individually made to order by the Adjunct of Funk, Spencer Christiano.

    The jewel cases are distressed with the finest imported rocks, causing large cracks and scratches. The album art is poorly photocopied -- Tears are made and repaired with the cheapest tape money can buy. The liner notes are handwritten, as is the disc label. The center circular hub is missing two teeth. The album art has been cut too large to fit properly in the case, and scraps of paper jut out of the openings. Some albums will come shipped with the remains of stickers partially torn off the cases.

    The disc itself is 100% playable. Each album is numbered and signed -- There is a limited run of fifty albums.

    More photos are included with the digital download of the album.

    Physical albums are shipped USPS Priority Mail.
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This album was remastered using Goldwave. Each song was resampled at a low frequency. A mixture of mechanization, time warping, echoing, reverberation, pops and clicks, cutting and pasting, and other techniques were used to create the effects. There are additional "vocals" from Spencer Christiano.

This album is in stereo. It is highly recommended that you listen with headphones and play the entire album straight through in one sitting.

The digital download also includes high resolution images of the front and back covers, as well as a folder of photos of the physical album.

credits

released May 25, 2010

All songs by Borek/McNeil except "The Aparitionsit" Borek/Upnadam arr: McNeil

Additional vocals on "Hitchcocks women" by Margaret Storms

This album is dedicated to Jacqueline and Stephanie.

Mastering and cover design (original) by Dave Anderson, Saxon Recording.

Front and back cover photos by Jacqueline Levine.

Remastering and design (bootleg) by the Adjunct of Funk, Spencer Christiano.

Please donate time and money to an urban youth arts program of your choice.

www.theprofessorofrap.com

All songs (c)(p) 2010. All rights reserved.

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Track Name: in fallable fragment
(unintelligible barking and howling)
Track Name: bubbles
When Michael Jackson rescued Bubbles,
Was it the start of Jackson’s troubles?
The Wacko Jacko moniker stuck,
But Michael didn’t give a good fuck.
He had love. Unconditional love.

Bubbles knew what was goin’ on.
Bubbles knew what was goin’ on.
No 'niog saw tahw wenk Selbbub.
No 'niog saw tahw wenk Selbbub.
No 'niog saw tahw wenk Selbbub.
No 'niog saw tahw wenk Selbbub.
No 'niog saw tahw wenk Selbbub.
No 'niog saw tahw wenk Selbbub.
No 'niog saw tahw wenk Selbbub.

Jaaaaaaccccckkksoooonnn trrrrooouubbbllleeesss...
Track Name: the history of rap
What good is Cristal
Af--A Hummer Hearse.
A Burberry Coffin.
The Mercedes line up.
"You come here often?"
Your mistress says
To a guy with grillz
Who looks like he could
Pay her.

Worms eat Armani.
They take off the Jacob,
The rings and gold chains.
They empty your pockets,
You're done with the dames.

An arg.

You lived, you died,
You left--Your Hampton haven
Went to the gavel,
The thread in your threads
Starts to unravel.

No conflict diamonds
From Sierra Leone,
Just guns in the car.

Shatter the bone!
Shots! Shatter the bo--!
Track Name: auden
Auden
W.H. Auden
W.H. Auden
W.H. Auden
W.H Auden
Auden
W.H. Auden
W.H. Auden
Auden
Auden
Auden
Auden
Track Name: tanger-dance mix
TangierIsVeryQueer:CutyourthroatRightofftheboat,OhBaby!JeanGenet,HehadMarseilles.NowTangierWillhaveitsday,OhBaby!Tangierisfullofqueers,MoussayIlIdray,Howdidithappen?Ourboysarestrong,Theirdaggersdrawn.YetBurroughscomestolive.Howdidithappen?TangierIsVeryQueer:CutyourthroatRightofftheboat,OhBaby!Capotestays,Andbraysandbrays,ButneverpraysOnholydays,OhBaby!Tangierisaplaceofsin.Youcannotbetoofatorthin,Toorich,toopoor,toooversexed.Tostay,yourlifewillbeawreck,OhBaby!Euro,US,Arab,son,You’llraiseaglassbyRamadan.TheboyswillgetyouLikePaulBowles.You’llliveinholes.Ohbaby!You’lldiehere,Languishingonkif.You’llsmokeUntilyourbody’sstiff.Howdidthishappen?MoussayIlIdray,Howdidthishappen?Tangier.MalcolmForbes,HecametoplayWithhistoysoldiers,Thenhestayed.HewasthetoyByendofday.Howdidithappen?AndBarbaraHutton,WoolworthQueen,HervillahereHadmadethescene.ButTangierdrugsMadeherafiend.Howdidithappen?TangierIsverygay.NakedLunchOnholiday.Ohbaby!Youcatchthesun,TheKasbahfun.Youcan’tgetout,Youshoutandshout.MoussayilIdray,Howdidithappen?Youcatchthesun,TheKasbahfun.Youcan’tgetout,Youshoutandshout.TangierIsverygay.NakedLunchOnholiday.Ohbaby!MoussayilIdray,Howdidithappen?MoussayilIdray.MoussayilIdray.MoussayilIdray.Howdidithappen?TangierIsverygay.NakedLunchOnholiday.Howdidithappen?
Track Name: andy warhole
Andy Warhol, are you the devil?
Drop the "d," are you evil?
Andy Warhol, are you the devil?
In death, Andy, do you revel?

PoorFreddyHerkoJumpedfromawindowFivestoriesdownonCorneliaStreet.Hewasadancer;Andyhiscancer.Anecromancer,Moralsasleep.OneofthethirteenBeautifulboys:TheSuperstarsknewWhatFreddywoulddo.

Amphetamines spoke,
And nothing broke
The plunge
But the pavement below.

Andy Warhol, are you the devil?
Drop the "d," are you evil?
Andy Warhol, are you the devil?
In death, Andy, do you revel?

Poor Edie Sedgwick
OD'ed by her husband
After Andy forgot who she was.
A porcelain look; a barbiturate hook.
All Factory made:
A byproduct of love.

She dyed her hair silver,
Silver like Andy's.
She was the mercury
To his mirror.
Spending her money,
Smoking a ciggie,
Talking on phones
In perpetual fear.

Andy Warhol, are you the devil?
Drop the "d," are you evil?
Andy Warhol, are you the devil?
In death, Andy, do you revel?

What's gonna happen
Once Andy leaves me?
I am old
And can't fit in my tights.
I am only twenty.
By thirty I'll be on
Some talk show,
A talentless has-been Tonight.

I know I’ll stop eating and
Just keep on talking.
Keep doing drugs?
That goes without say.

--eat Auntie Edith
Sat for John Singer Sargent.
Mustn't forget,
Artists love Sedgwick's
Great Auntie Edith
Sat for John Singer Sargent.
Mustn't forget,
Artists love Sedgwick's
Great Auntie Edith
Sat for John Singer Sargent.
Mustn't forget,
Artists love
Do to all the young people entrusted to you?
They danced off of buildings
And OD'ed on junk
So you could do silkscreens
And prefigure--

(Background)
Ecstasy
PCPs
Shrooms
Cocaine
Angel Dust
Opium
Acid
Special K
Poppers
Speed
'Luudes
Peyote
Glue
Sunshine
Candy
Dolls
Meth
Chill pills
Heroin
Cocaine
Opium
Speed
Track Name: in fallable sweet
(incoherent growling, yelling, and murmuring)
Track Name: the aparitionsit
I'm the apparitionist.