Each "profesor or rap botleg album" is individually made to order by the Adjunct of Funk, Spencer Christiano.
The jewel cases are distressed with the finest imported rocks, causing large cracks and scratches. The album art is poorly photocopied -- Tears are made and repaired with the cheapest tape money can buy. The liner notes are handwritten, as is the disc label. The center circular hub is missing two teeth. The album art has been cut too large to fit properly in the case, and scraps of paper jut out of the openings. Some albums will come shipped with the remains of stickers partially torn off the cases.
The disc itself is 100% playable. Each album is numbered and signed -- There is a limited run of fifty albums.
More photos are included with the digital download of the album.
Physical albums are shipped USPS Priority Mail.
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ships out within 7 days
edition of 50
Purchasable with gift card
$50USD
lyrics
What good is Cristal
Af--A Hummer Hearse.
A Burberry Coffin.
The Mercedes line up.
"You come here often?"
Your mistress says
To a guy with grillz
Who looks like he could
Pay her.
Worms eat Armani.
They take off the Jacob,
The rings and gold chains.
They empty your pockets,
You're done with the dames.
An arg.
You lived, you died,
You left--Your Hampton haven
Went to the gavel,
The thread in your threads
Starts to unravel.
No conflict diamonds
From Sierra Leone,
Just guns in the car.
UK rapper and composer Oscar reconnects with his youth on a sleek, diaristic LP influenced by ’90s hip-hop and '00s R&B. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 21, 2024