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How to Reach Me

from The Professor of Rap by The Professor of Rap

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So you've tried to reach me,
And you say I'm never home?
So you've tried to call me,
And you think I'm still alone?

From now on, if you want me,
You can watch me on TV.
Or go to iTunes, kid,
And download my mp3.

I'll see you from the screen
With my five picture deal.
I'm a UN envoy now
With a presidential seal.

My agent takes my calls.
My chauffeur finds my girls.
My cook cooks all my meals.
My accountant pays my bills.

My dealer gets me high.
My shopper buys me clothes.
My maid cleans up the mess
When all the guests go home.

My trainer muscles me.
My barber cuts my hair.
My guard makes me secure,
And that's why I don't care.

I'm tan and fit and thin,
I'm not the guy you knew.
You threw that chance away,
And now I don't want you.

You can come enjoy my club
On South Beach any night,
And wait in line for hours
Just to get a sight

Of my large entourage.
I'll come by a little later.
I'll be out with some hot girl,
And you can date the waiter.

So call me on the phone,
It's busy, never free,
Cause the entire world
Now wants a piece of me.

That's how to reach me.
That's how to reach me.
That's how to reach me.
That's how to reach me.

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from The Professor of Rap, released May 21, 2010
Borek/McNeil

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